A NEW DEVIL'S DICTIONARY: SAMPLE 0002

I'm compiling terms overheard during meetings in Silicon Valley into a new Devil's Dictionary. Here are a few more entries.

Blog - (n)
If the Internet is a bathroom wall, then blogs are the comments that have been signed. 

Biproduct - (n)
How irreconcilable social unrest, violent political extremism, and a raging pandemic are described by profit-driven social media.

Black box - (n)
An indestructible recording device deliberately made to capture the reasons why the rest of the plane should have been made the same way.

Blitzscaling - (v) 
What happens to Billy Batson when he says "Shazam!"

Blockchain - (n)
A word used to abruptly end conversations.

I'll post more next week.

Thanks for reading,

John