A NEW DEVIL'S DICTIONARY: SAMPLE 0003

I'm compiling terms overheard during meetings in Silicon Valley into a new Devil's Dictionary. Here are a few more entries.

Customer - (n)
The esteemed figure at the center of all of our efforts, so long as they ask no uninvited questions and pay on time.

Customer Experience - (n)
Veni, vidi "Error 404."

Customer kickoff - (n)
A celebration marking that brief moment after a contract has been signed and before it has been broken.

Customer relationship management - (n)
Ten syllables used to insulate the space between supply and demand.

Customer support - (n)
Similar to an athletic support, but not treated as well.

I hope you enjoyed these. I'll post more next week.

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